These are awesome and much overdue: The SUV Ads



Script for Ad #1:


"Talking Head/Parody": 30


"I helped hijack an airplane."
"I helped blow up a nightclub."
"So what if it gets 11 miles to the gallon."
"I gave money to a terrorist training camp in a foreign country."
"It makes me feel safe."
"I helped our enemies develop weapons of mass destruction."
"What if I need to go off-road?"
"Everyone has one."
"I helped teach kids around the world to hate America."
"I like to sit up high."
"I sent our soldiers off to war."
"Everyone has one."
"My life, my SUV."
"I don't even know how many miles it gets to the gallon."


WHAT IS YOUR SUV DOING TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY?
DETROIT, AMERICA NEEDS HYBRID CARS NOW.


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Script for Ad #2:


"George/Parody" : 30


"This is George. This is the gas that George bought for his SUV. This is the oil company executive that sold the gas that George bought for his SUV. These are the countries where the executive bought the oil, that made the gas that George bought for his SUV. And these are the terrorists who get money from those countries every time George fills up his SUV."


OIL MONEY SUPPORTS SOME TERRIBLE THINGS. WHAT KIND OF MILAGE DOES YOUR SUV GET?


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Now, go and think about that big terrorist donation you're driving!